Trade Me

Posted by MaskedPrognosticator on October 11, 2018 under Masked Prognosticator | Be the First to Comment

Some bloody looking score sheets last week.  Trade in your darts for a little advice from this weeks Secret Sauce!…

 

October 10, 2018

 

Secret Sauce

 

Your link to insightful, from the gut, game analysis reached by vague statistical interpretation and dedicated to enhancing your AmericasPool experience by raising your winning percentage.  Plus other crap.

 

I Am the Masked One.  Trade Me.

 

Remember when you were a kid and you’d have to barter for your needs as your access to money came mostly through the tooth fairy?  Or recycling nickel bottles.  If you remember old fashioned paper grocery bags I once, with the help of my uncle Danny, filled an entire bag to the top with Devil Dogs, Ring Dings and other decadent sinful treats rarely before consumed by this ten year old.  All gratis a wagon load of glass when recycling meant you were going on another bike ride with your friend.

Mostly though, we relied on things such as what you brought for lunch.  I’ll give you my Fritos for half of your PB&J.  Things like that.  The NFL does the same thing but of course, like most bureaucracies, in a much more complicated way.  I’ll give you three nobodies for your one somebody and a third round draft pick of anybody in 2021.  Assuming they don’t break their leg before we sign the dotted line.

Unfortunately for Earl Thomas of Seattle thats what happened less than a week before he was expected to go to Kansas City.  Also looking for a trade after losing Jay Ajayi last week to a torn ACL, Philadelphia is in the market for a good running back.  Gridiron gossip hotline is speculating a LeSean McCoy reunion.  Like the Bills want to give up one of their best players when they su.. mmm… struggle I mean, to turn things around.

Le’Veon Bell denies rumors he wants to be traded but apparently doesn’t feel much like playing at all since he’s yet to report to the Steelers.  Other notables on the trade list are Jared Goff, Patrick Mahomes, Drew Breez and Tom Brady.  Believe that and I’ll trade you some low lying grassland in Florida for your bridge over the Hudson.

 

The Masked Prognosticator

 

Masked Musings -  Maybe you think your life is terrible but there are probably five billion other people in the world who would trade you.  In a heartbeat.

 

Bye the Week -  Lions and Saints get to watch from the easy chairs.

 

A slow simmer settles as we go to week six!

Giants ground Eagles

Raiders sack Seahawks

Vikings raid Arizona

Washington taxes Carolina

Bucs pirate Falcons

Jets ride Colts

Bengals melt Steelers

Texans hunt Buffalo

Bears catch Fish

Browns jolt Chargers

Rams break Broncos

Titans trample Ravens

Boys rope Jags

Chiefs stun Patriots

GB over SF

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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